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12:53 pm, Friday 5th February 2016
Even though Lent is approaching and indeed we should be giving these sorts of things up, panic has ensued in most offices in London due to the fact that the McVities factory in Carlisle has still not recovered from the flooding of storms Desmond and Eva and has warned of a biscuit shortage for the next few months. What are we to dunk in our tea? Jacobs have also been affected but no-one is bothering about crackers. Twitter is alive with stricken office workers who have panic bought the last of the bourbons in circulation and are rationing them at the daily 3pm slump. This is serious stuff people!
Everyone likes a sweet treat once in a while, even on a daily basis for some, so given that we should expect some of our co-workers to become a little more snappy due to the lack of sugar why not book a relaxing lunchtime date with any of our beautiful London escorts. They are genuinely sweet and many of them are all natural with no additives and perfect to help you release those feel good endorphins, enough to deal with your sugar deficient boss once you return to the office.
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