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4:32 pm, Thursday 14th January 2016
Style guru’s have revealed that your bedroom may be revealing more about you than you think. On the back of the news that the Royal family have only just swapped from flat sheets and eiderdowns to duvets (albeit ones costing £12,000) bedroom etiquette has been a hot topic in the media . The stance of your pillows to the thread count of your sheets, it all makes a huge statement about you and your pedigree – which incidentally you should have plenty of those ion the bed for warmth! (Pedigrees of the dog variety, that is)
Whilst the argument rolls on about pillows laying flat (British way) or standing up (American way) we wonder a couple of things, when your head is on it, does it matter? And also who else sees your bedroom anyway? The days of strict adherence to special rules is long gone and we live in a society where (mostly) anything goes. Even if you have a gorgeous date coming over we doubt she will take offence at the colour of your bed sheets (unless they are black or red satin – burn those! Or those awful purple and pink fleecy candy stripe ones) or indeed whether you have a basin or sink in your room either. The one thing she may not be overjoyed with is if you insist on following the nobility and having your animals on the bed. Nobody wants to arise covered in dog hair. not cute.
If you have booked an outcall appointment and you are entertaining a female companion, don’t worry too much about the finer details. Just make sure you are excellent company and fun to be with. After all, any dates with our London escorts are discreet and always confidential and isn’t a crumpled sheet the better measure of a good time?