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4:12 pm, Friday 18th December 2015
Definitely a word and now an actual thing if Youtube is to be believed! A video giving instructions on how to ‘uglyfy’ your bicycle has caused uproar on Youtube as one user uploaded his video on ways to make your bicycle look like it has been dredged from the Thames and therefore put off any intended theft. Many people simply questioned the video blogger’s sanity asking why he couldn’t just buy an old bike to which the blogger replied that he preferred the features and quality of a new bike and was just fed up with having his favourite mode of transport stolen.
The tutorial featured cocoa powder, lacquer and tape in order to give the bike a more battered look and so far so good, since the bike has lasted quite a while without anyone even attempting to steal it. No wonder though as it looks hideous and stains your clothes and smells awful.
Uglyfy is not a word that features greatly at our London escort agency, one could hardly associate it with any of our beautiful escorts in London and whilst we understand the concept of protecting ones property from thieves why should someone destroy something of beauty so that someone else will not want it – not quite got the concept of ‘thou shalt not steal’ as far as we know it is not ‘thou shalt make your bike not worthy of stealing’ but then, that’s just our opinion.
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