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Tree envy

4:33 pm, Friday 18th December 2015

Christmas trees are a hot topic at the moment with people proudly posting their own efforts on their social media streams. Local towns and villages across the country are at it too although some have seen better results than others so spare a though for the residents of the Suffolk town of Haverhill who tweeted their abject disappointment at the display offered by their own council. A large fir tree with a single string of lights which looked as if they had been hurled at the majestic fir by someone looking the other way rather than purposely decorated. The lights hung limply only on one side of the tree which stood in solitary sadness in a lonely town square. This in the town where multi millionaire lottery winner was seen selling firs from outside his own country pile, perhaps h could have donated a few sets of lights to town to brighten things up a bit! Compare that then to the amazing displays in places like Granary Square in Canary Wharf where the ‘tree’ is made from 365 sledges (well it’s all wood) or the Burberry tree at Claridges which is made from umbrellas (silver and gold ones of course) and the rather strange Damien Hirst tree at the Connaught which is decorated with reimagined surgical instruments, garlands of sausages and other strange items apparently representing the power of medicine and science – quite what this has to do with anything is anybody’s guess but we will give him a star for effort. Bless.

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