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The perils of being a passenger

4:36 pm, Thursday 14th January 2016

We all know that train commuters must be the most persecuted passengers of all modes of transport. We have had the wrong type of snow, leaves on the line and too much wind. Today we have seen cancellations of trains through Lewisham because of strong sunlight. It seems that the drivers of said trains do not own sunglasses and therefore couldn’t possibly put up with the conditions of having to squint and instead cancelled all trains  until it wasn’t quite so ‘dangerous’. It could have just been the case that since it has been so long since we have seen the sun, drivers were not sure what it was and were confused and frightened by this glowing ball in the sky.

Last week travellers from Bishop Stortford endured cancellations and delays because of graffiti. It seems drivers were too embarrassed to take their trains out of the depot as they have been defaced with a spray can and so the whole system ground to a halt because of some group of spotty teenagers having too much time on their hands. It doesn’t seem to take much to send our transport system into a spin, over Christmas Marble Arch tube station cut off all its power in order to disperse a crowd which had gathered to enjoy a particularly good busker – that was deemed dangerous too. It is no wonder that Londoner’s need something to de-stress every once in a while and our beautiful escorts are the perfect solution in a world gone mad.

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