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Mistletoe riddle solved

1:19 pm, Wednesday 30th December 2015

For those of us who reside in London and use the tubes on a daily basis there is an unspoken rule of etiquette that must be followed. Allowing people off of trains before alighting, standing to the right on escalators (although TfL tried to break that one recently to much furore) and of course not making eye contact with other tube users. These are all things that are simply accepted and continued without question. Imagine the consternation in the days leading up to Christmas when tube users on the northern line started noticing sprigs of mistletoe attached to the ceiling rails. What to do? Panic ensued as seasoned travellers were met with the dilemma of which rule to follow. Everyone knows that when stood under the mistletoe, couples must kiss but how can you do that when you are not allowed to even make eye contact much less physical contact with a perfect stranger! The result was predictably British in that great spaces were left on otherwise packed trains exactly underneath the mistletoe. No-one was brave or rebellious enough to stand under the offending greenery for fear of attracting unwanted attention. Awkward social problem solved. But there remained a mystery as to who placed it there in the first place?

Questions abounded through social media as to who they mystery mistletoe minx was? Sadly the truth was slightly predictable in that it was an advertising agency promoting something or other and everybody went back to their lives slightly more depressed than before.

Imagine if this had happened anywhere other than London? In Europe you would have had scores of people fighting for the chance to be manhandled on the tube but not London. Europeans are much more open with their emotions as proved by our beautiful European escorts. At Silver Fox escort agency we have scores of European escorts just waiting to meet and have fun together – so which option would you take? Stand aside and stare at the offending sprig or get under it and have some fun? We know which our European escorts would take!