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4:33 pm, Monday 25th January 2016
Have trouble getting up in the morning? If you find you are hitting your snooze button more than a few times then a new alarm clock app might be for you. The new Mimicker alarm clock app by Microsoft requires you to take a selfie in a certain style as deemed suitable by the app before the alarm will stop ringing. The reason behind the different expressions is to ensure that you are not cheating and posting a pre-taken pic. Why on earth anyone who planned to upload a pre-taken pic would be using the app is beyond us however the app has been hailed as a great way to get the narcissistic generation out of bed. Perhaps the early morning selfie is designed to scare us out of bed, not sure but we can certainly think of a better way of greeting the day than this.
All our clients who enjoy overnight encounters never seem to have any trouble rising in the morning. We doubt that they have the Mimicker alarm either, more to the point is the fact that our beautiful escorts in London are the incentive to wake up full of the joys of spring, ready to embrace everything the day has to offer , and all that before breakfast!
The Mimicker alarm seems to be the most irritating way to have to wake up in the morning, with three different games and an option to snooze or dismiss, the damn thing does off again after 5 minutes and wants you to post pictures of yourself with different expressions or pictures of things matching the colours it demands. Guaranteed to find your phone smashed into a thousand tiny pieces in the corner of the room, the app is unlikely to prove very popular we think. If you do have difficulty in getting up then why not opt for our, much more enjoyable way, of greeting the new day.